Adding insult to injury?

Continuing to report o nthe Saga of Moe, the missing chimp from CA, now the headlines try to capture the reader's attention this way:

Toilet-trained chimpanzee goes missing in Californian forest

And a touching story at the end:

The couple broke down in tears at a press conference in Los Angeles. "What am I going to do?" said Ms Davis. "He meant the world to us," said her husband. "He was the best man at my wedding."

Well, I guess he had to be toilet-trained and he is a nice chimp, otherwise he might have started to throw crap at everybody, as sometimes they do. I wonder how he was dressed...